Your question: Badger sex

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Ashley says...

Dear Badgerette,

First of all, if this is for real, then this "badger obsession" hasn't come out of nowhere, it's just that your boyfriend has finally felt comfortable about telling you something that's been on his mind perhaps his whole life. And no, no no, a million times NO, he is not a pervert. Consensual sex acts among adults are not perverted - as long as they're consensual. He's not conniving you to get you into bed, nor is he taking advantage of a child or an ACTUAL badger, so no, HE IS NOT PERVERTED.

Anyhow, if you're serious, your spirit of adventure is commendable. It sounds like you know as much about the "furrie" (having sex dressed as animals) lifestyle as I do, and as long as you're into it, that's the biggest step. The only other things I would worry about would be expensive costumes (you obviously don't want to shag someone who's dressed as a sports mascot) that are also machine-washable and allow for enjoyable romps. Plenty of people who've had to dress up in costume find it's hard to move around and breathe, you know, so you want something with full range of motion, as it were.

The biggest drawback I see to this scheme is the chance of being caught in the act with a hunter. It's buckshot, not shame, that I see as being the sting there, unless of course he wants in on the act too. In which case, this whole situation could get far more interesting. Where will it stop, if you agree? When and if you stop having fun. Cross that bridge when you get to it - and as a biped, quadraped, or bivalve. Who knows.

Magda says...

Wow. Ooh, badger sex! I don't know if you're sh*tting us or not, but we love you!

I think this might be filed under one of those life's experiences you really might as well try. You're already happy with having sex outside, and if you find you get something out of the added animal dimension - you've just learned another way to have fun!

As I'm not a furry, I have to admit that, very subjectively, I think the furry costumes I've seen out there on the internet look pretty naff. They look cute and funfair/Disneyworld, and if I was planning to get down animal-style, I would much rather invent my own costume that had a hint of said animal, so I felt sexy instead of feeling like a pillock.

I'd suggest initially having an outside romp where you use play-acting and talking, along with the sex, to make-believe you are badgers. Get the badger-feel just right. And then add costumes to it as you go. Alternatively, initially dress up as kinkily as you like, but keep it indoors where you have the freedom of privacy. Find out how you feel about the badger angle and the outdoor sex angle before you mix the two of them together, to have a better idea of what you enjoy and what you might have doubts about.

Actually, a badger costume in winter might be a smart thing if you're having sex al fresco, at least it would keep you warm...

I think you and your boyfriend are consenting adults and can do what the hell you like. However - and I'm sorry to end this on a downer - the problem with having sex outside is that you lose your privacy. Someone catching you in the act of normal fresh-air nookie will find it mildly amusing, and who cares what they think? However, if someone catches you outside in badger outfits, and they have a mobile phone, you're looking at being the star of next week's most popular YouTube video.