Buy Love Bites: The Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance 2 on Amazon
Buy Nightlight: A Parody of Twilight on Amazon
Buy Kiss of Crimson (Midnight Breed) on Amazon
Competition closes 26 Dec 2009
Vampire novels competition: We have 6 sets of 3 bestselling vampire novels to give away. Win not 1 but 3 vampire novels and put the bite on recession!
Constable and Robinson publish the New York Times best-selling series of Lara Adrian vampire novels but they also have a few more dark bloodstains on their sleeve. To celebrate 2009 being the year of All Things Vampire, Constable and Robinson have joined forces with Mookychick to host a feeding frenzy of a competition. Just answer the simple question below and you could win a set of the following 3 vampire novels!
Vampire Novel #1 – Love Bites: The Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance 2
Another bestselling collection of original Vampire Romance stories from the finest writers of the genre.
A wonderful variety of compellingly original vampire stories, many of them wholly unexpected, from award-winning, New York Times bestselling authors.
There are typical vampires who would be right at home in a horror story or a gothic romance; historical vampires; contemporary, gritty, urban vampires; fang-in-cheek comedy; boy-meets-girl sweetheart stories (if a little bloodier!); and erotic tales of inhuman passions and midnight pleasures.
Look out, too, for stand-alone stories relating to existing series and characters of contributing authors, or stories which develop more fully characters who have only walk-on parts in those authors’ longer fiction.
Includes writing by big-name authors such as Jennifer Ashley, Kim Harrison writing as Dawn Cook, Caitlin Kittredge, Diane Whiteside and Eileen Wilks.
Vampire Novel #2 – Nightlight: A Parody of Twilight
The Harvard Lampoon
A brilliantly biting parody of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga from the bestselling Harvard Lampoon.
When you like, live forever, what’s there to live for?
‘About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him – which I assumed was wildly out of his control – that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.’
And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in Harvard Lampoon’s send-up of Twilight.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events – Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch! – he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
Vampire Novel #3 – Kiss of Crimson
BOOK 2: Prepare for seduction as Lara Adrian unleashes a dark new breed of vampire.
With one reckless, irresistible kiss, Dante binds Tess to himself for eternity…
He comes to her more dead than alive, a huge black-clad stranger mortally wounded and rapidly losing blood. As she struggles to save him, vet Tess Culver is unaware that the man calling himself Dante is no man at all but one of the Breed, vampire warriors engaged in a desperate battle. But in a single erotically-charged moment Tess is plunged into his world – a shifting, shadowed place where bands of Rogue vampires stalk the night, cutting a swathe of terror.
Haunted by visions of a dark future, Dante lives and fights like there is no tomorrow. Tess is a complication he does not need – and yet his touch has awakened in her hidden gifts and desires and a hunger she never knew she possessed… and bonded by blood, Dante and Tess must work together to overcome the deadliest of enemies.
Answer this simple question to enter and win a set of all 3 vampire novels
There’s this girl Bella and everyone is saying she’s going out with this vampire. That’s what we heard. What is this vampire’s name?
- 1. Edward
- 2. It really is Edward
- 3. We wouldn’t lie to you. We want to you win. The vampire’s name is Edward.
How to enter this competition
- Email firstname.lastname@example.org with THE ANSWER, your NAME and YOUR ADDRESS.
- Please put VAMPIRE in the email subject title.
Competition closes 26 Dec 2009
Imagine that… winning fangtastic vampire novels… xxx
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