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WELCOME TO 'CRUELTY TO ANIMALS'
If you look at the articles below you'll see we're not entirely serious about this - we like animals. Even scary animals. We're pretty sure you like animals too, on the whole. And we know what irony is (something small and metally?)
But when it comes down to it animals have been getting a good press and they've been pushing us humans around for too long. Stand up for your rights before a kangaroo knocks you down!
Miaow! It's time for Nameneko Cats!
Pelorian / Nameneko / Namen Nayo (which translates as "Don't Lick Me"!) cats became a huge japanese buzzword in the eighties - nameneko being the hobby of dressing kittens up in ridiculously cute costumes and photographing them cleverly-arranged kitten-sized sets and backdrops. Quite honestly we at mookychick ADORE kittens all dressed up and have discovered that the nameneko team treat their kitties very well indeed...
Sea monkey facts: 13 Reasons to love sea monkeys
Sea monkeys do not live in an undersea castle and wear lipstick. It's okay, people! This inspirational list of amazing sea monkey facts will help you love the brine shrimp that sea monkeys really are. Let's deal with the pain together and build a better world!
Ways To Survive Living With a Laotian Rock Rat
Keep your pet Laotian rock-rat happy, from brushing its furry coat with sesame oil to stocking your fridge with rare butterflies and monitoring its television intake. A cared-for Laotian rock-rat is a happy Laotian rock-rat!
Our 10 Favourite Bees!
At the age of 4, journalist Pete Cashmore was stung on the foot by a bee. The enraged child killed the bee, then in a fit of remorse spent the next three decades learning to love his furry foe. Now Pete will nominate for our pleasure his 10 favourite bees!
Cruelty to DOLPHINS
Senorita Canchita takes on the dolphin, a 'cuteness' heavyweight in the animal kingdom. Dolphins seem new age but they're all about the shagging and fighting. Be afraid. Be very afraid
CRUELTY TO MAGPIES
One for sorrow? Debs Taylor explains why the not-so-humble magpie has caused all of the sorrow in all of the world. Tsk. Those magpies...
CRUELTY TO HORSES
Are horses the best thing on four legs since two Johnny Depps or are they haughty, sniffy things trying to destroy us with jodhpurs? Only Cat T has the answer.
FITPIDGE.COM: A REVOLUTION IN THE WAY WE THINK
Our cruelty to animals section can't just be a list of ways to be cruel to animals. Senorita Canchita redresses the balance with a moving piece on how to love and honour the noble pigeon. Touching stuff!
Cruelty to SHARKS
Magda Knight tackles the mighty shark and almost suggests a way of getting rid of these show-offs once and for all.
CRUELTY TO PIGEONS
The probably only slightly mad Pigeon Lady lists reasons why we should all start pouring cold drinks on the backs of pigeons. When you put it like that, it almost makes sense...
CATS VS DOGS
Cats and dogs have been said to hate each other for centuries. Why can't the little bastards get along? Unfortunately (for them) help is at hand.
SMALL GAME HUNTING
Let's pretend for a moment that hunting is fun. Who wouldn't want to hunt small game? The rat, mouse, squirrel... and of course that grand prize the cat. Stabarinde shows you how to capture your prey and teach it a lesson it will never forget.




