Are you a raging alcoholic?

alcoholic Have you ever woken up in a garden shed wearing someone else's shoes and not much else? The chances are high that alcohol was involved. Whether you fear spending a night this way or aspire to it, find out where you stand on the alcoholism scale with our ultra-scientific alcoholism quiz.

Take the alcoholic quiz...

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Quiz questions and results...

What's your favourite tipple?
Babycham, Baileys, Bacardi Breezer (innocuous alcohol beginning with B)
Bottle of wine
Pint of snakebite with a double whisky chaser

How often do you have a drink?
Weeky
Daily
Hourly

How inebriated do you get each time you hit the sauce?
Hardly at all on one glass of wine
Fabulously merry as you only have a few drinks with lovely company
Absolutely rat-arsed - you lose count after 8 drinks

Can you remember everything the morning after?
Yes, your head is as fresh as summer rain
A bit fuzzy towards the end of the night (Evidence of cooking activity in the kitchen)
No, you can hardly remember going out last night let alone coming back but you're not too bothered as all your friends had gone home and you were probably boring the pants off some strangers who you'll never see again. Incidentally, where are your pants?

What's your hangover stylee?
Fuzzy head and vague, listless feeling
Fuzzy head and vague, listless feeling, possible vomiting and stomach ache
No hangover, as you're always drunk

What do you ALWAYS end up doing when sizzled?
Snogging someone you don't fancy
Revealing x rated erogenous zones to all and sundry
Getting into a fight, being arrested, getting thrown out of a club, ending up in hospital

What do you NEVER manage to do when plastered?
Find the right night bus
Find your keyhole
Find your way home

What's the worst thing you've ever done when pissed?
Weed your bed
Snogged a tramp
Had an accident, woken up bleeding and bruised and remembered nothing about it

Have you ever...
Barfed over a stranger when drunk
Slept with a stranger when drunk
Done both on the same night with the same person in the same order

Regrets? Was it all worthwhile?
No regrets. You've yet to really let rip and see how enriching a boozy bonanza can be
No regrets. Absolutely worthwhile! You've taken a few gambles but have had great fun, danced like Satan's head lice, met loads of brilliant people and thoroughly enjoyed your nights on the bevvy!
Probably worthwhile, probably regrets. You don't really know as you can't exactly remember and whole years of your social life are completely wiped from your memory

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