HOW MUCH OF A SPACE CADET ARE YOU?

space cadet Not everyone wants muddy feet and a baby on their back - and, let's face it, not everyone wants IKEA. Take the space cadet quiz to find out where you stand in the cosmic scheme of things!

reveal your destiny...

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Quiz questions and results...

Your horoscope's looking pretty negative for the day. Do you…
Check your trines and squares and phone in sick opting for a day under duvet with some Green and Blacks chocolate and a self-help book
Try to see the positive aspects of getting sacked, being in a car crash etc. as it's all part of your long-term karma
Think, 'a powerful traveller through this universe will overcome any obstacles' and plod on regardless

Your ideal holiday is…
A retreat from the world, staying at home with your cat
A retreat in a vegetarian, yoga community with other like-minded Guardian readers/people who post notices at your local wholefood shop
A retreat in a barely-discovered country where you're hoping to set up a healthy Eco-tourist scene

Your favourite food is…
It's difficult to say as even lettuces have feelings. There's karma involved in every radish plucked from mother earth. But that's just as well as you have intolerances to almost every food going
Mostly organic, fairtrade-sourced vegetarian. But you'll not be too strict at dinner parties, as hey, they've put a lot of effort into making the nosh
Pescatarian, but you're not that fussy. As long as you stick to free-range eggs, you're not too religious about fairtrade and organic everything

Your boyfriend/ideal mate…
Looks like Jesus, but is a vegan, uber-right-on 'eco-pioneer' who has an amorphous means of employment and harbors negative feelings about 'the state of the world'
Doesn't exist. You're far too fussy about finding Mr Right. You've had a few relationships but they've always hit that co-dependent, power struggle crisis
Is a nice regular guy who likes adventure and can hold down a job in the real world. He's not into absolutely everything you're into but he respects you and your opinions and he's a good laugh.

Your stance on breeding is…
You'd never have offspring, the world's far too cruel a place to expose them to
You're looking forward to being an earth mother one day - bearing your leaky boobies at eco camps and walking around barefoot with your youngling in an ethically-sourced papoose
Maybe one day you'll give up your hedonistic, adventuress lifestyle and settle into a bit of a routine

The decor in your home is…
Pretty sparse really. Not much you can get when everything has to be organically grown and ethically-sourced furniture. Especially when you haven't got much money
A trans-global experience spanning continents and ages. A few pre-chinese rule Tibetan temple antiques, a bit of ethically sourced rubberwood, loads of tribal masks, dreamcatchers and wimmins sculptures of tribal icons with gigantic yawning yonis
Fairly eclectic - a few ethnic knick-knacks and strange personal things, a bit of Ikea, a bit of junk-shop, plus a few hand-me downs and framed posters/artwork

Your motto for life is…
Do what you like, unless it harms or has any negative repercussions on anything at all
Always be good as bad karma comes back to you threefold, either in this life or future lives. Preferably future lives as you need to make a few faux-pas in this one
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law, love is the law, love under will. Pretty hardcore hedonistic stuff but all good guilt-free fun

Your favourite pair of shoes are…
A pair of organic vegetarian sandals made by practically extinct tribespeople in outer Translavitonia and sold by an ethically caring middleperson
A pair of sneakers you've had since you were 15. They're so old the branding's worn off but at least you're not contributing to world consumerism by buying any new ones
Something cheap and sassy. As long as you practically worship your favourite shoes it's all ok, and the hard work and exploitation involved in making them is worthwhile

Your main vices in life are…
Skipping daily meditations and fostering hardcore paranoia
Buying cheap clothes from huge chains that can't possibly sell them that cheap unless they're sourced in third-world sweatshops
Smoking, drinking, taking drugs and the occasional ham sandwich

Your spiritual activities revolve around…
Daily subservience and meditation on the nature of the timeless expanding universe
Talking to other like minded-folk at meditation camps and doing the odd spot of rebirthing and rolfing
Taking loads of drugs and meeting loads of interesting people in far flung places around the world on the premise of expanding one's spiritual and cosmic horizons

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