Quiz: Which cult film character are you?

Take our quiz (created by the Choke Central ladies) to find out which cult film character you are. Choke? It's less well-known than the first Chuck P film-of-the-book (Fight Club) but it's coming out on DVD on March 23 and has several awards to its name. So let's see if Choke gives society an enema... but first, let's see which cult film character you are!

Take the cult film quiz...

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Cult quiz questions and results...

You had some pretty vivid dreams last night. What did they involve?

You were dancing wildly and your hair was all over the place.

You were being chased by a dark and dangerous entity.

You were floating around in this cartoon-like world... Must have been all the sugar from the orange tic-tacs.

You were doing nasties with a guy whose face kept morphing into someone else's.

You go to get breakfast and your little brother has eaten the last of your favourite cereal. Do you...

Sigh and shrug it off... He's only a kid.

Start planning his demise.

Congratulate him on ruining your day with a scathing remark.

Give him a deathly stare.

You're meeting your friends for lunch, including your crush. How long does it take you to get ready?

About two hours - everything has to be perfect.

Less than a minute – speed and preparation are the essence of success.

Two minutes and it only takes that long because you have to adhere to society and actually put clothes on.

About an hour – it takes a while to make ripped layers look authentic.

You arrive at the cafe and look round for your friends. Where do they usually sit?

By the window, so you can watch people go by and wonder if they have lives as happy as you want yours to be.

In the middle of the floor so you have easy access to escape routes.

In one of the booths, sitting on the chair backs, sipping milkshakes.

In the darkest corner, breaking the smoking ban. Except you don't have any friends.

On your way home you stop at the library. What book do you pick up?

Something with a nice pink cover and a picture of a lipstick and a pair of shoes on it.

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy: The blueprint for life.

Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger. You just get Holden.

Choke, or anything by Chuck Palahniuk. If he asked you very nicely you'd have his abortion.

As you walk home you whack your ipod on. What song do you listen to on repeat?

Wouldn't it be nice - The Beach Boys

Monster - The Automatic

All the young dudes - Mott The Hoople

Where is my mind - The Pixies

You have loads of work to do when you get home. What's your strategy for completing your assignments?

Whistle while you work...

Silence stealth.

You'll do it on the bus in the morning.

You'll bribe someone to do it.

You have some downtime before your boyfriend/girlfriend/parents/flatmate get home. What do you do?

Give yourself a french manicure and add neat DIY beading to your cardigan

Play a gaming shoot-em-up. Twitching fingers. Shoot. To. Kill.

Practise an awesome new tune on your guitar.

Sit on your windowsill contemplating the meaning of life. Or lack of it.

You have an early start the next morning so it's bedtime. What's the last thing before you go to bed?

Kiss a picture of your crush goodnight.

Check for monsters under your bed...

Finish off your phone conversation with your friend.

Have an argument with your flatmate/boyfriend/girlfriend/parents. If there's no obvious victim to hand, have an argument with yourself.

You're having trouble sleeping. What helps?

A soothing hot drink.

A night-light... You're scared of the dark.

An awesome CD, of course.

Sneaking out for a walk in the dark.

Quiz: Which cult film character are you?

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