Emo and goth quizzes

Your parents go away for the weekend, leaving you the house. Do you:

Plan a night in alone: just you, Glamour magazine, a Mariah Carey CD and a bubble bath
Invite your cool friends over for an old-skool slumber party with hi-school chick flicks and pizzas
Not even realise your parents were away because you've only just rolled in like an alcohol-powered hovercraft from a weekend of festival hopping
Invite several of the neighbourhood nutters and that tatooist from the high street you once talked to over for a beer and inkathon, and see if you can get them so drunk they fail to find the toilet and piss in the cupboards

Your cat is scratching and your house mates are urging you to sort out the fleas. Do you:

Sigh piteously, make some phone calls, write a few messages on the fridge and spend the week with your boyf/mate. Someone in the house will sort the poor wee moggy out, and you're not staying anywhere with icksome fleas
Buy flea control from the vets - the cat will be happy and the fleas will disappear from the sofa envetually
Decide your cat's your mate and therefore worth any amount of grief. Hell, what kind of mate wouldn't get YOU flea-killer if you needed it? So you take a 5 hour long pilgrimage to the nearest major domestic store, buy hard-core flea killer and fumigate the house, even though the fumigation makes one of your flatmates really sick
Sit in the fleapit watching sport. Ahhhhhh.

You're travelling in India and arrive in a new town. Do you:

Go straight to the 4* hotel where you made reservations from home, covering your nose with a Kashmiri silk scarf and doing your best not to cry at the sight of the five-legged dogs
Find a yoga ashram just as soon as you arrive (with more than a little help from the Rough Planet which you had your nose in all the way through the hairaising bus ride there).
Chat gaily with a few random travellers at the bus stop and decide to leave with them for the next town immediately. The place might have had a great write-up in the travel guides, but towns are only as good as the people in them
Lay your rucksack on a rock by the sea and kip down with the beachcrabs and homeless Germans

You're planning a night out with a friend. Do you:

Pre-book a licensed minicab
Look up trains online and plan your wildness levels accordingly
Stagger back with racoon-eye at late o'clock from whatever corner of town/country you end up in
Stick a pound coin in your shoe for the night bus home

You're stuck on a stinky old train. After 20 minutes do you:

Phone everyone in your address list, complain and gossip the time away. You do hate to be alone and bored
Pick up your ever-present emergency novel and lose yourself in well-written misadventures
Try to decide what the other passengers do in life and whether you would kill or marry them if forced to choose. Make mildly suggestive eye contact with the ones you wouldn't kill
Sprawl out and try to hawk up a bit of throat-phlegm to clear a properly comfortable space around you

You're having pain when you pee and there's a bit of discharge. Do you:

Phone all your friends and ask them what on earth you should do, crying loads and slagging off your last sex partner, and not acting on what your friends say because you are far too bewildered by all that conflicting advice
Go straight to the clap clinic and abstain from sex until then
Wait and see if it goes away and use condoms in the meantime
Phone your ex who left you cruelly and offer them one last night of passion

Your bedroom is a mess of CD, books and magazines. Do you:

Phone a friend to find out how to order storage solutions on the internet then sit in a pile of alan keys and MDF huffing helplessly
Sort through your stuff, taking two bags to the charity shop, two to your parents / best friend and tidying the rest away
Bite the bullet and go to IKEA alone, lugging two large Billys back by hand through an industrial estate, up a raised walkway over the M23, and across five main roads
Leave it. Piles of books make okay furniture and to be honest a slightly more comfortable mattress

ARE YOU A PRECIOUS PRINCESS?

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