Veggie Nachos recipe

Veggie nachos are the very thing for hungry, slobby senoritas. You no have to cook! You only have to put eet under grill and make eet hot! Ees lazy food for manana people… like you…

To make slobby veggie nachos you’ll need:

Tin chopped tomatoes
Tin red kidney beans, drained
1teaspoon from a jar of chopped chilli
1teaspoon from a jar of chopped garlic
Loads of cheddar cheese
Large packet tortilla chips
Tub guacamole
Tub sour cream and chive dip

Put the chilli, garlic, kidney beans and chopped tomatoes into a casserole dish and mash together. Put in the microwave on high for 4 minutes. Grate some cheddar while cooking mixture. Put tortilla chips over the cooked beans and tomatoes and sprinkle with the cheese. Put under the grill until melted and serve with guacamole and sour cream dip.

Eat as very messy finger food in front of the TV whilst watching a good film. Don’t answer the door or the phone. And don’t share with anyone. Not even your best friend! What did they ever do to deserve it?