Open letter to Jane Goldman

Dear Jane Goldman,

We love you almost as much as your husband does! We love how he gives us snippets of your home life on the television, because as far as we're concerned you give true meaning to the phrase 'A-list couple'.

Can you do more stuff please, though, and really put your public face about? By being intelligent, a hot momma, sexy, unashamedly gothique and probably a tiny bit random - in a good way - you are a role model to us all. We will babysit your ferrets any time.

love, Mookychick xxx

Jane Goldman Best Known For:

Gorgeous pink hair. Wild clothes. Phenomenal bosoms. Having kids. Being married to British National Treasure Jonathan Ross. Collecting ferrets. Having an interest in everything spooky and kooky.

Least Known For:

Being an ace writer and producer, which she is. Come on, Jane! Big yourself up! She's also not very well-known for being boring. And curing all James Randi types and professional sceptics of their fear of the unknown. Those guys will never be swayed.

Jane Goldman's Background

Jane Goldman catapulted to fame (a) by being the oft-seen wife of loudmouthed, alternative-influenced and sharp-suited chat show host Jonathan Ross.

But she is a legend in her own right, partly for her alternative but stunning looks and dress sense, but mostly for hosting Jane Goldman Investigates, an addictive and somehow endearingly crap programme (we mean that in the BEST possible way) where she runs around talking to people who have seen ghosts, can materialise spoons out of their bums, etc.

Mooky Factor:

Impossibly high. Jane Goldman knows why comics and ferrets and impractical clothes are delightful and should be pursued at all times. We would like her to get more television coverage so we can hear her speak more often, fantastic buxom eye candy though she is!

Jane Goldman links:

Jane Goldman fan site

Jane Goldman on IMDB