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    var phrase = new Array("Let a stranger sit beside your fire and you keep him warm for an evening. Douse him in kerosene and light a match and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.","It's okay to be a rebel on the inside.","I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store I will drop it so it achieves its maximum flavor potential.","I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.","I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.","Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.","Education never! Ignoration now!","I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.","I type at 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.","Don't wave to people you don't know. What if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. Look what I got, this thing is useful...I'm gonna go pick something up.","If you're against protesting, how do you show it?","2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.","Have you ever seen a human pyramid? They are very unnecessary. They do not need to exist.","Buy a seven dollar pen if you always lose pens and you're sick of not caring.","If you love blackjack, you may not be addicted to gambling. You may be addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.","You don't need a mobile phone if you just hang out with your friends all the time. If they need to get hold of you, they just call your name and you turn your head slightly.","Don't wear a watch because then your arms won't weigh the same.","Don't play tennis because you'll never be as good as a wall. Ever played tennis with a wall? They're relentless.","How can anyone ever tell you you're blocking a fire exit? If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.","Ever tried to throw away a yo-yo? It's impossible.","I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned most people die of natural causes");

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