MOOKY CENTRAL: MOOKY VERSUS POOKY

MOOKY

• Sex-me 6" heel wedge sandals
  
• Clubs where everyone knows your name (by the end of the night)
  
• Being on the guest list
  
• Nice boys who open doors for you
  
• People who offer you a cigarette when you have none left
  
• Summer fruit cocktails in the garden
  
• Lovely neighbours who want to be friends
  
• Bright, sunny days
  
• Cuddly felines
  
• Racing-back vest tops
  
• Lipstick that lasts all night
  
• Folks with warm, generous open hearts
  
• Penny sweets

POOKY

• Socks and sandals
  
• Club's where no-one wants to know your name
  
• Waiting in a long queue to get into a club
  
• Chav geezers who spit in front of you
  
• People who ponce cigarettes when you only have one left
  
• Warm bitter when its all you've got left
  
• Nasty neighbours who are always complaining about your music
  
• Rainy, dark days that aren't gloomy and special but last for about two seasons
  
• Aggressive dogs in parks that attack you when you're in sex-me 6" heel wedge sandals
  
• Baggy t-shirts that bag so much they don't show off your womanly curves
  
• Lipstick that makes your teeth go red and then disappears
  
• Lipstick that stays on all night because it's made of some kind of illegal plastic that rips off the outer skin of your lips within an hour
  
• Folks with shrivelled, skinny, mean hearts