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Moo·ky Can be used (very broadly) in street slang for any particularly wonderful inanimate objects eg, 'That's a mooky pair of strides you're sporting, missy' or 'My, those strawberries look mooky enough for my strawberry daquiris' etc. To be called a Mookychick (n) is verily an honour most high. Indeed, the mooky state of earthborn demi-goddess of the cool and quirky is something of which we all aspire. However, as the mookychick tribe is not totally exclusive, we urge all wannabes to fake it till you make it. It may take hours of practice, but is well worth the effort. You can up your mook-factor by putting on cool sunglasses and some impossibly high heels every morning, possibly nekkid, looking in the mirror and reciting the following affirmation: "I am mooky, I'm the bitchin'est mookychick in the whole damn universe, I'm an unstoppable army of one and I rock my world." You may like to try different accents for a more cosmopolitan, international mooky vibe. We reccommend Mexican. Yi yi yi! Here is an excerpt from a little-known book of hippy-cool, beatnik style from the late 50s, which may give the wannabe mookychick a few helpful pointers: "This chick walked into the party, head held high. Suddenly the whole world as we know it stopped spinning and orbited just round this cool babe's shades. Stealthily, she moved from one person to the next speaking in a different language to each, everyone captivated by her sharply-crafted wit, her confident ease in flitting from subject to subject. Everyone dug her vibe, man. Sure, she was mooky..." The highest accolade one can give to a human with a penis between his legs is to call him a mookychap. Or a mook. Or a mookybloke. But he would have to work very, very hard for the title eg: buy you loads of presents, let you shout at him when you have PMS, let you practice driving in his nice new car when you're just learning, download mp3s of your favourite music and be adventurous and athletic in bed on demand, etc, etc, but he must still be 'real' and tell you when you're being too hoity-toity or moany with the old PMS, so long as he makes it clear he loves you implicitly. So, as you can gather, a bit of a rare breed. If anyone out there knows of a mookychap, please send us details. We'd be interested to know what they look like (so we can spot them and capture them for our mooky love harem). Pooky (adj) - opposite of mooky. Dull, thick, uninspired, conservative, boring, lacklustre, small-minded. Basically, can be used for anything or anyone you don't really like. How are you feeling? Pooky. Do you like my new clothes? No. They're pooky. Do you want your last bit of cake? No, it's made of something unnaturally foul and tastes impossibly pooky. |
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