Danger: Men with a 90% sexy rating

by Charlotte Kimberley

Men can be mainly sexy, or they can be mainly kind. Sometimes you get these two gorgeous qualities in a combo, but they tend to focus on being one or the other - that's genetic diversity and survival tactics for ya. Men who are around 90% sexy and only 10% kind (this is hard science of course, y'all) know there are plenty more fish in the sea and are often less concerned with keeping them....

This is a short list of annoying things men do. Well, 90% sexy men anyway. Kind men sometimes do them too - hell, some of these, we're all guilty of. But men with a 90% sexy rating would do well to read this list and tremble. Ladies (and gents) may feel free to add to this on the messageboard if they so wish...

1) If a guy doesn't call you it means he's just not that into you.

2) If a guy likes you, he'll find a way to let you know. It doesn't matter if the phone doesn't work (he'll find one that does) or the net's down, again he'll find a way.

3) If a guy tells you he doesn't know what he wants and then proceeds to shag you it normally means he does know what he wants - a fuck without the promise of anything more. Sorry.

4) If a guy says he doesn't want a girlfriend, he does - just not you.

5) If a guy leaves straight after sex it's outta guilt or a nasty dose of notgiveashititis ( an illness which afflicts at least 99 per cent of the male population, okay, all of us, at some point in our lives).

6) Always take the advice of your male friends. Never rely on what you think you know about the person you think you love because your male friends are actually right and you're wrong and, yes, you're a total fool.

7) A guy who loves you or has the potential to love you will neither make you feel worthless, shitty, unloved or unspecial. He'll endeavour to make you feel like the sun that sets and rises in his sky of lurve.

8) 90% sexy men will generally get what they want and do their own thing - a bit like cats.

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