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Charlotte Kymberley Charlotte Walsh has been to Uni and quit, has partied like it's going out of fashion, has had her hair every colour under the sun, and believes in bohemian life, love and happiness! As a freelance journalist she's been a celebrity columnist and an Instant Messenger sex therapist, as well as a sex columnist for MAXIM man's magazine. Like a duracell bunny or an Ann Summers rabbit, she just don't stop.
Read her 'Babe's Bible' column
Abandoned in KoKo
Opinion: Zoe has the ignominous experience of getting trashed in KoKo with two men she 'knows' (has met once before) and then being sneakily/drunkenly abandoned. Boooo! Hiss! Bad men! Bad!
How to survive the party from hell
Opinion: What do you do when your best mate invites you to a terrible party that has Jamelia on loop, you watch aghast as she sticks her tongue down the nearest boychild, then your ex turns up? Lola Ross has the answer.
Single in Soho
Babe's Bible Blog: London is meant to be the vibrant city of swinging sauce and glamour (or at least brutal punishing of the liver then a snog outside a chip shop). So why is Zoe-Ann the only single person in all of Soho?
My gay ex boyfriend
Babe's Bible Blog: Take your typical "now you see him, now you don't" love story. Now picture this - it's not your ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend you have to deal with. It's your ex-boyfriend's new boyfriend.
The ex files
Do past relationships, and we mean the biggies of our lovelorn lives, create a new dating style for future hookups or are we just a little too emotionally analytical for our own good? Our Char breaks it down, from the spat to the stalking to the revenge shags to the getting fat to the... future?
Dare you open... the ex files?
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I'm sober - get me out of here
No-one wants to proselytize, but our Steph goes to a slutfest New Year's party dressed as a sexy army girl - and the only difference between her and everybody else is that she is, on this occasion, sober. A report from the frontline.
I'm sober - get me out of here
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Rantitude... Women are wild game
Debra de Pryck is getting angry! If women are wild game, and men are the hunters, she's wondering why they don't seem to hit their targets at ten paces...
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Et tu, Dude... is romance is dead?
"I've been out for a beer with a dude," says Amber McGown-Rules. "I've met a dude at a pub for dinner. I've been to a movie with a dude. I've never been asked to go on a 'date'..."
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Letter to my teenage self
Now Ruby is in her early twenties and has discovered such joys as buying her own bras, salad, and debit cards, she's had the chance to shudder at her teenage years and reflect on those oh-so-important issues at the time. To help you get through your wonder years, she's offered some advice they don't give you in girlie teenage mags. Is her age showing?
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The cinderella effect
Parents, Hans Christian Anderson and the media have all conspired to make us believe that we will be swept off our feet by a perfect man with a white horse and a golden spear - his name is Lancelot, and yours is Guinevere. Charlotte Kymberley dispels the myth of 'the Cinderella effect', and looks at what we can do to replace it with something more realistic...
Don't fall in love... walk into love eyes open
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Fat girls!
Our Char looks at the conflicting messages given to us by women's magazines and their telling you to feel happy as you are... but lose weight. It may be time for curvy girls to take a stand...
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Modern nights out vs. 1920s formal dance
With modern nights out consisting of expressive freedom on the dancefloor spoiled by idiots and clumsy fools, Debbie Read takes us to a beautifully formal yesteryear... the 1920s... when men were real men, dammit, and women had a dance-card...
Modern nights out vs. 1920s formal dance
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Guide to getting ready for your first date
First dates can be the most daunting experiences for both chicks and dukes. So, to help you through those first date jitters, here are some dos and don'ts to guide you on your way.
Bagged yourself a first date? Blow them away...
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Myspace stalking and the EX factor
It has been statisically proven that rejected women are more likely to engage in stalker-like behaviour than rejected men. The problem is, says Charlotte Kimberley, that women are hard-wired to need confrontation and resolution when a relationship breaks down, and men and women have a very different take on the meaning of 'desire'...
Get an insight into what lies behind stalking behaviour
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Danger: Men with a 90% sexy rating
Men who are 90% sexy and only 10% kind know there are plenty more fish in the sea and are often less concerned with keeping them. Charlotte Kymberley lists the ways in which these men can be particularly annoying and heartbreaksome. Damn them! Damn those 90% sexy men!
Be frustrated with sexy but annoying men...
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Men of Britain - Welcome to Metrosexual 2.0!
Men of Britain, do not be afraid! Fear not the great change, which is quickly coming upon us. A man no longer has to be a metrosexual nor a rugby brute to impress his woman - for there is, at last, says Debbie Read, something in between. Welcome, Men of Britain, to Metrosexual 2.0.
Men of Britain - Welcome to Metrosexual 2.0!
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The Babe's Bible
Charlotte Kymberley expounds her theory on why girls should never shave their ladygardens if they really and truly want a taste of love pie...
Girls, let your ladygarden grow
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Heads up, it's a Chav-alanche!
This week Charlotte Kymberley is in Morocco with her boyfriend. The fabulous Stephanie Dawson steps in to take the helm and bemoan the existence of the tracksuited Chav.
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Heal your broken heart: The break-up CD
We all have relationship skeletons in our closet... Ex-boyfriends we should never have gone out with in the first place, things we did to our former beaus that we're ashamed of - but Debbie Read knows how to make it better. A break-up CD!
Read this, then compile your own break-up CD...
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