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ONLINE DATING WITH OKSTUPID
by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks
There's something about internet dating sites isn't there? Two in a hundred people are normal and netdate-curious. They're probably you and your friend. With everyone else you can practically smell the desperation. People like these...
1. nakedbiff (22/M)
My self-summary: I currently live in carbondale, and i'm working on going back to school to finish my degree in aviation, currently i'm working as a bouncer at styx, and i'm a cook at ShowMes, when not working i mostly just hang out at the bar with my friends, or i'm in my house, where i currently keep collection of buck blades and pelts.
You should message me if: you currently share any of my interests, are looking for someone to hang out with or talk about mudding, meth, squirrel hunting, or anything.
2. stun6000 (20/M)
My self-summary: I'm a self employed DJ, trying to get my feet on the ground. My "Name" is DJ Yidiotic. In my free "Time" i like to skatebored and hang out with friends. I am in the airforce gaurd and currently attending Duvry. I'm sick of trick-ass bitches but if you like waterbeds we're in for a good time.
3. kiaracer (19/M)
What I'm doing with my life: Right now im just trying to save for headers, Try to have successful auto/rally cross season, Have fun, working for wheel shop. America is beautiful country.
4. Cobb_Bobb_25 (25/M)
My self-summary: Iam not into playing head games or one night stands. I have been hurt in the past and i really hope to find somone to hold me and spend the rest of my life with. Please don't make me cry I cry really easy.
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About the author
Ptiza Odelay was created in a factory by Nazi scientists during World
War II. She was to be the ultimate weapon against the Allies, but
before she grew into maturity in her birthing tank, the war ended and
the project was scrapped. Years later, she was found still in her tank
in a hidden sub-basement of a warehouse in Berlin and inadvertently
shipped to the United States. During transit the casing of the tank
was ruptured and she was born seemingly in her early twenties with all
of the knowledge of mankind programmed into her brain. She speaks
eighty languages and has been known to crush diamonds with her bare
hands. She is wanted in twenty countries and was last seen diving into
an active volcano somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. In her spare time,
she writes popular children's fiction, erotica and groundbreaking
journalism under the name Ashley "Danger" Meeks.Read her 'Confessions of a Recovering Teenager' column
