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Strap-on sexytime?

Dear Mookychick,

For the last 12 months or so I have been enjoying my wife toying with my an*s, about a month or so ago she actually pushed her finger inside me and I found that incredibly horny!! Since then she has tried to enter me with her rabbit but it is too large!! What size strap-on would you advise us to use as the thought of her taking me from behind is very appealing?

Help!

Love, Anonymous Me xxx

The Mookychick answer to your problem

relationship advice

Magda says...

A smaller one, silly!

Now, the size of the thingy being pushed into your bottom does matter, but obviously, lots of boys who love each other very much have been pushing their love-sausages into bottoms since time immemorial - it's as much about technique as anything else. And the technique is: Use lots of shop-bought lubrication, and wifey takes it slow.

That aside, I think you might want to start off by investigating butt-plugs (google them). Also, to start off if you google for small d*ldo (no, that's not a hobbit's name, I think you know what I'm talking about even with the work-safe asterisk) you should find some nice ones out there that are around 4.5 inches and smaller for more comfortable use.

Good luck and have fun!



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