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Imagine an alternative Bridget Jones. Now welcome to University Crush.

Leli Hetheridge is a college-based would-be uber-goddess flirting with life, lesbianism, shitty phone sex, worse drugs, 'sleep with your best friend' dilemnas and more.

Life doesn't have to be this hard, but isn't it more fun when it is? Read the new installment every wednesday...

Dear Diary...

Entry 1: A nasty case of phone sexploitation

In which Leli discovers she is pitiful, useless and crap with masturbation over the phone

Entry 2: Sex and drugs and toilet roll

In which Leli discovers both ecstasy and lesbianism thanks to being left-handed and an english class attendee

Entry 3: Gothic Regrets

In which Leli wakes up more miserable than anyone has ever been, ever, and is rescued by a happy Goth

Entry 4: And Charlie makes three

How is it possible to have a threesome with only two people? When Charlie is involved, that's how.

Entry 5: Tears before bedtime

On a hellish comedown from a weekend heaven of cocaine and first-time lesbian sex, Lelli runs away from the freedom Delilah offers - only to feel rejected by her long-suffering sister. Whoever said taking drugs was the easy option?

About the author

Charlotte Kimberley has been to Uni and quit, has partied like it's going out of fashion, has had her hair every colour under the sun, and believes in bohemian life, love and happiness! As a freelance journalist she's been a celebrity columnist and an Instant Messenger sex therapist, as well as a sex columnist for MAXIM man's magazine. Like a duracell bunny or an Ann Summers rabbit, she just don't stop.
Read her 'Babe's Bible' column Read her serialisation of 'University Crush'Read the mooky advice column