Captin Maximus Ron (or if she’s in trouble, Rhona. J. MacDonald) is the blue-eyed platinum blonde riot grrl with a porn star butt and a passion for travel, the animal kingdom, and good spiced rum. Educated in the ways of Ecology and Wildlife Conservation at Bournemouth University, she's a pirate captain whose main treasure is eyes that have seen rare parts of the world and have every intention of seeing the rest. A Tribal Fusion performer and a vogue-featured model, she's all for glamming it up and was born to be a woman. A woman wrestling panthers in a Disturbia t shirt and a 50s bandana. Grrr!PS This profile pic photo of Captin Ron was taken by Luna Rain Photography.