Debbie Read was born with a week early with a navy blue face. She hated school with a passion but had the best three years of her life in university. She jumped out of a plane at 14,000 feet because her mate said it was a good idea. Her grandmother is so desperate for her to get married she's planning to sell her off for a camel, so if you don't hear from Debbie in the near future, call the police. Until recently she had plans to take over the world with bunnies because no-one suspects them, but now she's told you, so it won't work... damn!