Bikini Bodies for All!

Bikini Bodies for All!

Checked out our kittilicious new body trend? Looking for a less exhausting route to your bikini body? Here’s our fabulous alternative, the secret women’s mags don’t want you to know!

Step One

Be in possession of a human body. Your own body – borrowing someone else’s is cheating.

Step Two

Remove any tight, constrictive clothing. Then any other clothing. Just strip off, then dance around butt-naked in front of your mirror. You know you want to.

Step Three

Apply a bikini to the body.

Step Four

Bask in the radiance that is your spanking new bikini body, just in time for a rainy weekend away!

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