Opinion

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The unbearable lightness of being a pizza

12 heartfelt reasons why sad pizzas feel sad and cry bitter caper tears. Much woe.

Love and Life
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The Mid-Week Shop

Poem about shopping basket judgment anxiety by Emmi Miller.

Your Fiction
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Have you over-shared on social media?

From scam shares to annoying shares to hate shares... how to enjoy social media Snopes-style.

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A History

"A war for your children, they’re heroes as well..." a history poem by Emmi Miller

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The perfect mooky mobile would be…

What does the perfect mobile phone look like? Apart from brand and fancy bits, we mean?

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My mother checks the weather before she leaves

"If I go out, I must leave a note, just in case..." winning FEMFLASH 2013 entry by C Goodwin

your-fiction

The Trees

"Earth is going to die and I know when. The trees told me..." A short story by Molly Flynn

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Papercrafting in the Dark

"Fold me into you like origami..." a poem by Jase Male

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The First Flower

"The first flower to bloom..." a poem by Charlotte Radford

I Now Pronounce You... Yourselves

I Now Pronounce You… Yourselves

Emmi says it's time for her to stop worrying about the wow factor of an alternative wedding

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A Song of Adult Humour and Child Suitability

You know, that thing where adults use kids to carry out their adult humour messages...

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Why Youtubers aren’t the worst teen role models ever

After all, it's very reassuring to see a teen being honest and so comfortable with themselves...

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Wait, what even IS the female version of avuncular?

Avuncular basically means 'like an uncle', and if it was a job you'd do it for free. But what if …

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Desserts at the Metaphor Cafe!

What's your flavour? When we talk about 'vanilla' we don't mean ice-cream...